a bit of humour?

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.  The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass.  "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."

The director was astonished.  He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.  "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"